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Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:05 pm to GoldenBoy
Who sits around day dreaming about beating animals with baseball bats? fricking psychopath.
This post was edited on 2/5/16 at 3:18 pm
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:07 pm to The Mick
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I think I could frick up a grizzly with a baseball bat and probably a lion, tiger, that kind of shite no problem.
Not a fair fight for you. You'd be dead three times. Those animals require serious fire power.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:07 pm to WG_Dawg
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why even include this? When I saw the question in the OP I was thinking straight up throwing hands. That'd be a more interesting answer, I'd think.
Is there any way anyone could take a hippo bare handed? Then again, a baseball bat may not help much in that situation.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:08 pm to ctiger69
I stand corrected. 
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:08 pm to MapGuy
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a rabbit with huge teeth
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And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu...
HURRY IT UP A BIT
.. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:09 pm to GoldenBoy
quote:Hippo would frick everyone on here up.
Is there any way anyone could take a hippo bare handed? Then again, a baseball bat may not help much in that situation.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:09 pm to GoldenBoy
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Is there any way anyone could take a hippo bare handed?
Maybe a baby pygmy hippo.
Adult... not a chance in hell.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:12 pm to yellowfin
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I feel like I could take mike the tiger with that long
He would have forfeited via Twitter.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:13 pm to GoldenBoy
Bat? Easy, manatee
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:16 pm to Chad504boy
Not unless you hit dime sized kill spot
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:19 pm to Codythetiger
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maybe a large timber wolf?
LOL
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:21 pm to AlxTgr
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Cow
Finally the right answer. If its domesticated enough to let you get close, one good swing to the head should at least knock it out.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:23 pm to LSUBoo
Hey I be taken down a full grown hippo. I didn't use a baseball bat but it was in the general shape of a baseball bat only much smaller, like 6-7" long. She was big too, had to have weighed close to a deuce deuce and a half
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:24 pm to UpToPar
But then you have to beat the shite out of it while it's unconscious, which will probably make you cry
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:25 pm to GoldenBoy
A possum or maybe an armadillo or raccoon.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:25 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
That's a good point
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:26 pm to GoldenBoy
Maybe a giraffe?
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:26 pm to SabiDojo
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his isn't some cow.
Cows keep getting mentioned - I'm guessing by people with not much experience around cows. They're naturally more timid/flighty animals but if the cow somehow knew it was a fight to the death then you'd have no chance.
Agree that the giraffe would destroy anyone. One kick and you're finished - I had to work on one once and was pretty nervous even with it sedated. It's pretty incredible to stand right next to them
This post was edited on 2/5/16 at 3:32 pm
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:26 pm to GoldenBoy
A field mouse...I would beat that furry little arse.
This post was edited on 2/5/16 at 3:28 pm
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