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re: Biggest animal you could take in a fight

Posted on 2/5/16 at 9:37 pm to
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29409 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 9:37 pm to
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While on the ground and keeping hold of the neck, make sure to chop the throat repeatedly until the bird loses consciousness.
Instructions on how to choke out an ostrich.
This post was edited on 2/5/16 at 9:39 pm
Posted by CroakaBait
Gulf Coast of the Land Mass
Member since Nov 2013
3972 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 9:48 pm to
Awesome conversation piece.
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:26 pm to
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Cow 


Finally the right answer. If its domesticated enough to let you get close, one good swing to the head should at least knock it out. 

The thought of one of you frickers walking up to a cow eating grass in a pasture and just smacking the thing in the head with a baseball bat
Posted by Fight4LSU
Kenner
Member since Jul 2005
9754 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:44 pm to
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Where the hell on his body did you grab it by? How much damage did you sustain? Please elaborate


Grabbed his collar which was made of a pretty thick leather I believe and just tackled him to the ground. I am 265 lbs., so once I had leverage I was able to hold him down mma style. It definitely felt like I was wrestling a grown arse man though, those frickers are stronger than I ever imagined.
Looking back on it now, grabbing the collar helped out a lot, I don't know what the result would have been had he not been wearing a collar.
He did get a good bite on my wrist/forearm at first when I was reaching for the collar, but the most pain I had was when I came down on my knee on concrete when jumping on him.
Posted by UHTiger
Member since Jan 2007
5231 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:50 pm to
Flamingo. I'd beat that shite out of that lawn ornament
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259921 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:53 pm to
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a rabbit with huge teeth



This post was edited on 2/5/16 at 10:54 pm
Posted by pensacola
pensacola
Member since Sep 2005
4627 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:56 pm to
Sunfish
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 10:24 am to
Do people here realize that any wild cat basically has 10 knives attached to it's 2 front legs?
Posted by NOLAManBlog
The Big Nasty
Member since Dec 2012
1154 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 10:33 pm to
I considered fighting a wild boar. He ran like a bitch tho when I pulled up riding shotgun in my friend's F-150 King Ranch.
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