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Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:28 pm to ShoeBang
I always love these threads. Plenty of answers are people just joking but you do have the occasional people answering honestly.
Walruses can get to over 4000lbs. You have zero chance fighting them with a bat, or anything else you can wield.
Walruses can fight with polar bears and hold their own.
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Other examples might be a walrus that you could keep your distance and use speed and the bat to your advantage.
Walruses can get to over 4000lbs. You have zero chance fighting them with a bat, or anything else you can wield.
Walruses can fight with polar bears and hold their own.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:29 pm to GoldenBoy
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only weapon is a wooden baseball bat.
Any animal on the planet.
This post was edited on 2/5/16 at 4:05 pm
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:29 pm to SabiDojo
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What makes y'all think a giraffe is just going to let some random tard walk up and start swinging? This isn't some cow. It's a wild animal that lives with some of the fiercest carnivores on the planet. Not only will it probably hear you or smell you before you can get 500 yards from it, the motherfricker is so high in the air it can probably see your dumbass while you're 4 miles down the road in your Kia Seoul.
Ive had them eat out of my hand at the zoo. I am sure I could get it calm by feeding it, put some food on the ground and then smack it in the head with the bat while it is eating off the ground. Their heads aren't that big and that protected so I am sure a proper swing from a bat would either kill it or KO it.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:31 pm to lsu480
Unless that sucker kicks you or swings its head making you the baseball
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:31 pm to lsu480
What about a crocodile? Get that bitch on land. May have a shot with a metal bat, eh?
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:32 pm to lsu480
i dont think that is really the premise of the thread. im sure you can knock out plenty animals if they just sit there and you take a baseball bat to their skull.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:32 pm to ColoradoAg03
Mountain lion? That thing would frick you up quick even after you hit it.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:33 pm to ForeverLSU02
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in all seriousness, maybe a Panda bear
In all seriousness, a panda bear would kill the frick out of you.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:34 pm to GoldenBoy
Definitely a Chihuahua. Maybe a Dachshund if I have some liquid courage in me.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:35 pm to SoFla Tideroller
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Manatee
Hard to swing a bat underwater.
I'm going with ostrich. Or a llama.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:35 pm to GoldenBoy
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:35 pm to Jones
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i dont think that is really the premise of the thread. im sure you can knock out plenty animals if they just sit there and you take a baseball bat to their skull.
I mean he said you get a bat and there are no rules on how the fight will start.
I would be fricked if I didn't at least KO it with the first shot because THEN it would be an actual fight. Giraffes are around 3500 pounds I would guess that is the biggest animal I could take even with a free shot, others that size usually have much thicker necks and heads.Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:37 pm to lsu480
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I would be fricked if I didn't at least KO it with the first shot because THEN it would be an actual fight.
It wouldnt be a fight. It would be you getting mauled to death
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:40 pm to ctiger69
A goat from the petting zoo
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:41 pm to Jones
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It wouldnt be a fight. It would be you getting mauled to death
No shite!
It would either stomp me out or swing its neck and send me flying 50 feet in the air which is why I would swing VERY hard on my first attempt! Also, its not like you can outrun those frickers or climb a tree to hide so you need to make it a KO or kill shot.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:43 pm to GoldenBoy
I think I could take a giraffe: Sweep out it's legs with a sliding Norris then finish with a Kerry von Eric suplex.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:44 pm to Peazey
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Ummm... I think I could frick up an ostrich if I got a good grip on the neck. One good kick from those legs, and I'd probably be out though
An ostrich would kick the living shite out of you. You couldn't keep a grip on its neck and it would be lights out for you.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:45 pm to BestBanker
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Sweep out it's legs
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:49 pm to Jake88
Yup and those bastards legs bend backwards unlike human knees and they have a middle claw that can f you up. I have witnessed an emu striking a friends uncle...40 stitches.
And a mountain lion?
Google mountain lion attack and watch a couple vids of the poor suckers who survived.
And a mountain lion?
Google mountain lion attack and watch a couple vids of the poor suckers who survived.
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