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re: Name one thing that smells worse than asparagus piss
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:11 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:11 pm to theunknownknight
I take special pleasure in ordering the Redfish Ryn at Willie's with a side of their asparagus and then fumigating the bathroom later that afternoon.
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Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:11 pm to theunknownknight
Broccoli and cheese farts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:13 pm to theunknownknight
The night after eggs for breakfast and red beans for lunch.
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:14 pm to fallguy_1978
quote:
shite, I ate asparagus tonight and didn't know this was a thing.
Either:
A. you have never eaten asparagus
B. you have no sense of smell
C. your insides are rotten and your piss always smells like you are dying
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:14 pm to theunknownknight
I notice the strong odor after downing some asparagus. A woman who would swallow my nut on lunch dates spit it out one time and asked me what the hell I ate. It was the asparagus I’m sure because she said it was bitter. Oh well, CSB!
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:15 pm to theunknownknight
cat piss.
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:15 pm to Obtuse1
quote:
Either:
A. you have never eaten asparagus
B. you have no sense of smell
C. your insides are rotten and your piss always smells like you are dying
We eat it at least weekly. B is pretty true for me though. I can't smell very well.
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:16 pm to theunknownknight
Yo mama.
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:17 pm to theunknownknight
Nancy Pelosi's snatch
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:17 pm to theunknownknight
You could really jack with someone by giving them a salad with asparagus and beets. Very healthy, but they’d think the end is near the next bathroom stop.
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:18 pm to theunknownknight
The rancid cottage cheese puss that comes out of a cyst.
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:18 pm to td1
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Dog anal sac secretions. That stuff is rancid.
My dog secreted for the first time a couple of weeks ago in my truck when he saw another dog and barked. I had to go detail my truck. I still smell it. Now, every time he see’s the neighbor’s dog he’ll do it. Infuriating that after 6 years, this is now a thing.
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:19 pm to theunknownknight
Bed sores
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:20 pm to theunknownknight
1)Necrotic bowel
2)Bartholin cyst
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:36 pm to theunknownknight
Fournier’s grangrene.
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:37 pm to theunknownknight
Goat piss.
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:37 pm to Obtuse1
quote:
Either: A. you have never eaten asparagus B. you have no sense of smell C. your insides are rotten and your piss always smells like you are dying
Some people don’t have asparagus pee. It’s genetic. You either have it or you don’t.
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:37 pm to YawBaw7
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2)Bartholin cyst
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:38 pm to theunknownknight
Rancid watermelon
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:38 pm to theunknownknight
Bourbon shits
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