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Name one thing that smells worse than asparagus piss

Posted on 8/22/20 at 7:56 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57437 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 7:56 pm
I'll hang up and listen
Posted by frankthetank
Member since Oct 2007
2311 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 7:56 pm to
Your mom's breath.
Posted by Nephropidae
Brentwood
Member since Nov 2018
2392 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 7:57 pm to
I like it. Makes me feel healthy.
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25720 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 7:57 pm to
shite.....
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 7:57 pm to
Nothing, I love to smell it in the morning.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57437 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 7:57 pm to
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Your mom's breath.


Not my fault your penis is rotted off
Posted by ellishughtiger
70118
Member since Jul 2004
21135 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 7:57 pm to
durian
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
43671 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 7:58 pm to
Bum piss
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160105 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 7:58 pm to
The Evangeline Thruway right about now
Posted by theronswanson
House built with my hands
Member since Feb 2012
2976 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 7:58 pm to
Your wife’s snatch
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48782 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 7:59 pm to
shite, I ate asparagus tonight and didn't know this was a thing.
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
27351 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:00 pm to
quote:

Name one thing that smells worse than asparagus piss



Rotten milk
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10056 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:00 pm to
I Find the aroma intoxicating, and I intentionally serve my wife asparagus on nights that I plan to go down on her.
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8447 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:00 pm to
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
Member since Apr 2011
14447 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:01 pm to
Rutabaga being cooked. It's like a home perm smell
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
58958 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:04 pm to
I had forgotten about it and grilled off and ate some asparagus last week and got real concerned when I smelled that rancid odor. That stuff is awful, but I do love asparagus


Posted by 62Tigerfan
Member since Sep 2015
4622 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:06 pm to
I'll see your asparagus piss and raise you a maggot-infested stage 4 pressure ulcer.
Posted by td1
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2015
2840 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:09 pm to
Dog anal sac secretions. That stuff is rancid.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
7576 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:09 pm to
Why are you letting people piss on you?
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57437 posts
Posted on 8/22/20 at 8:10 pm to
quote:

Why are you letting people piss on you?


You don't???
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