re: Biggest animal you could take in a fight

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I'd like to think I could beat the frick out of a giraffe

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One whip of that neck or one kick and you're more retarded than you were before that dumbass post.

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One whip of that neck or one kick and you're more retarded than you were before that dumbass post.

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I was thinking the same thing


but it's friday and I wasn't trying to be an a-hole

mosquito

Maybe a mountain lion. Id give that cat a mean right hook to the schnoz before he mauled my arm off

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I've always had a theory that if while being attacked by a bear you stop fighting and start raping and he's gonna run away.

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I'm changing my answer to Ronda Rousey.

I saw this nature show that was taking about this particular park where lions were hunting giraffes. The reason why this was notable is that usually lions don't frick with giraffes because they are too dangerous, and the zoologists were wondering if the particular pride had found a new method of hunting or if there was a disease affecting the giraffes in this region to make them weaker.

Anyway, point is you are saying that you could take an animal that a whole pride of lions usually avoid as prey because it is too dangerous. Think about it. They are huge animals.

Cow

Any fast animal will close on you quick which renders the baseball bat almost useless except to block. You'll get about 1-2 swings before it gets in close.

With a baseball bat in hand, maybe a singular timber wolf or large canine. If they get the neck, you're done.

Other examples might be a walrus that you could keep your distance and use speed and the bat to your advantage.

A bear? No way, they'll crash right through that bat and throw your arse around like a toy.

Any big feline will kill you very quickly. Bat or no bat.

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I think I could frick up a grizzly with a baseball bat and probably a lion, tiger, that kind of shite no problem.

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