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Posted on 4/8/14 at 10:10 am to SuzukiGoat
"A man can build 10,000 bridges in his lifetime, but if he sucks one cock, he's a cocksucker, not a bridgebuilder"
"There are two kinds of people in this world: people who have shite their pants...and liars"
I use both regularly.
"There are two kinds of people in this world: people who have shite their pants...and liars"
I use both regularly.
Posted on 4/8/14 at 2:15 pm to TheCaterpillar
one i like to use is:
why don't you cry me a fricking river, then climb in your Douche Canoe and float the frick away.
why don't you cry me a fricking river, then climb in your Douche Canoe and float the frick away.
Posted on 4/8/14 at 4:00 pm to Thracken13
I had an uncle that after looking an emaciated chic said, "she has a pretty face, but with that boney pussy, I think I'd rather frick a chicken wing".
Posted on 4/8/14 at 4:02 pm to jimmy the leg
He also asked some chic in a bar that she was beautiful and asked if she had any Indian in her. When she said no he asked her if she wanted some.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 7:47 am to soccerfüt
Gayer than four guys blowing five guys.
Sweating like mike tyson in a spelling bee.
Shaking like a new bride.
Sweating like a pregnant nun at confession.
Nervous as a drag queen at a tractor pull.
Lost like a midget in tall grass.
Sweating like mike tyson in a spelling bee.
Shaking like a new bride.
Sweating like a pregnant nun at confession.
Nervous as a drag queen at a tractor pull.
Lost like a midget in tall grass.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 7:54 am to notslim99
Citgo or Geronimo
Posted on 4/9/14 at 8:45 am to mikrit54
quote:
I've seen monkey shite fights at the zoo better organized than this.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 8:53 am to tigerfoot
quote:
it could be raining pussy, and I would get hit with a dick
my father in law always says his luck is so bad it could be raining queers and he would get one with lock jaw
Posted on 4/9/14 at 9:07 am to urinetrouble
quote:
Funniest saying you've heard. This thread is awful. Could these sayings be more contrived and juvenile?
Like your avi? Tell us a good one then.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 9:15 am to notslim99
My redneck coworker pulled out his pocket knife and said "This thing is so sharp it could shave a floating dog turd without causing a ripple"
Posted on 4/9/14 at 9:39 am to Topisawtiger
Coonass told me, "man dat tastes so good you got to lick the azzhole to get the taste out". Another is when answering yes, "does a one legged man lose in an azz kicking contest?"
Posted on 4/9/14 at 9:43 am to notslim99
"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"
Posted on 4/9/14 at 9:48 am to Ortho Reb
Don't remember who posted this but it was about a hot piece of ace and was something like he "would make the vagina look like a pit bull got into a mayonnaise jar".
Posted on 4/9/14 at 9:57 am to mlminbtr
I'm so hungry, I could eat the azzhole out a menstruating skunk
Posted on 4/9/14 at 10:15 am to lsuson
It's raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.
So nervous I'm shakin like a dog shittin peach seeds.
So nervous I'm shakin like a dog shittin peach seeds.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 10:36 am to bendellee
In reference to a hot piece of ace.
I would swim across 10 miles of shark infested waters with nothing but rosie O'Donnell's farts as air supply just to drink her bath water through a crazy straw.
I would swim across 10 miles of shark infested waters with nothing but rosie O'Donnell's farts as air supply just to drink her bath water through a crazy straw.
This post was edited on 4/9/14 at 10:37 am
Posted on 4/9/14 at 12:29 pm to POONHOUND
Tastes so good that i want to sew up my butthole to keep it in longer.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 12:43 pm to notslim99
"You know what you get when two shite-tectonic plates collide? Shitquakes, Julian. Shitquakes."
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