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re: Funniest saying you've heard.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 1:00 pm to CockHolliday
Posted on 4/9/14 at 1:00 pm to CockHolliday
"it's colder than a well digger's arse"
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Posted on 4/9/14 at 1:11 pm to CockHolliday
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand Binary, and those who don't.
Wound up tighter than a ten day clock.
Tighter than a dick's hat band.
It's like a sore peter...you can't beat it.
Wound up tighter than a ten day clock.
Tighter than a dick's hat band.
It's like a sore peter...you can't beat it.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 1:27 pm to KajunGator
2 ways to a man's heart, a full belly and an empty sac
I'll bend over backwards for you, but I won't bend forwards
I'll bend over backwards for you, but I won't bend forwards
Posted on 4/10/14 at 1:39 pm to notslim99
It ain't Rocket Surgery guys!
Posted on 4/15/14 at 1:56 pm to double d
Slicker than Skeeters Peter
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:19 pm to ptper09
"That shite is gayer than a tennis helmet."
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:26 pm to notslim99
"Drunker than 9 Navajos" Extremely racist, especially considering my mother says it.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:28 pm to notslim99
From an old boss - God rest his soul :
"If something good turns up, spank it "
"If something good turns up, spank it "
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:37 pm to ptper09
nice bump..
"my computer's locked up tighter than two ole dawgs"...
this on my 1st day of answering helpdesk phones while I was still in school.
"my computer's locked up tighter than two ole dawgs"...
this on my 1st day of answering helpdesk phones while I was still in school.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:46 pm to Stexas
A buddy of mine commenting on another buddy's golf skills:
"I havent seen that many topped balls since (third buddy of mines moms name)did E and attended a White Snake concert."
"I havent seen that many topped balls since (third buddy of mines moms name)did E and attended a White Snake concert."
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:49 pm to jizzle6609
quote:
A buddy of mine commenting on another buddy's golf skills:
Speaking of golf... Feherty, referring to Vijay Singh, said that he's hit more balls than Elton John's chin.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:53 pm to MountainTiger
Life is like a roll of toilet paper...the closer to the end you get the faster it goes!
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:53 pm to MountainTiger
quote:
Speaking of golf... Feherty, referring to Vijay Singh, said that he's hit more balls than Elton John's chin.
LOL
Speaking of Elton John I once heard a guy yell to another "dont get mad at me because you would enjoy running backwards bottomless through the crowd at an Elton John concert"
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:57 pm to jizzle6609
Use to tell my daughter during ball practice
"You run like pond water"
My dad would tell me on the weekends "If you aint in bed by 10:00 just come on home"
Co-worker would always say about a good looking woman "She got legs all the way up to her arse"
"she fell outta the ugly tree and smacked every limb on the way down"
she's acting like..."she's been licking the windows on the short bus again"..."eatting paint chips"....
"You run like pond water"
My dad would tell me on the weekends "If you aint in bed by 10:00 just come on home"
Co-worker would always say about a good looking woman "She got legs all the way up to her arse"
"she fell outta the ugly tree and smacked every limb on the way down"
she's acting like..."she's been licking the windows on the short bus again"..."eatting paint chips"....
Posted on 4/15/14 at 3:58 pm to notslim99
girls are good for 2 things: fricking, and nothing
Posted on 4/15/14 at 4:06 pm to Carson123987
quote:
girls are good for 2 things: fricking, and nothing
My GF says that men are only good for two things...but then how often do you need to parallel park?
Posted on 4/15/14 at 4:33 pm to notslim99
If she had as many d--ks sticking out of her as she had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine. 
Posted on 4/15/14 at 5:02 pm to notslim99
Glad this thread came back up, because I thought of the actual funniest saying I've ever heard after it had died down.
Describing a HUGE dump you just took.....
"I didn't know whether to flush it or pick it up and love it".
Describing a HUGE dump you just took.....
"I didn't know whether to flush it or pick it up and love it".
Posted on 4/15/14 at 5:09 pm to MBclass83
'Does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?'
...Basically saying 'is water wet?'
...Basically saying 'is water wet?'
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