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re: Funniest saying you've heard.
Posted on 4/8/14 at 12:27 am to Henry Jones Jr
Posted on 4/8/14 at 12:27 am to Henry Jones Jr
This one was used for various things that were difficult that were gonna end with me fricked up according to my dad.
Like sandpapering a bobcat's arse in a telephone booth.
Like sandpapering a bobcat's arse in a telephone booth.
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Posted on 4/8/14 at 1:19 am to Captain Rumbeard
Like tickling a tiger's nuts in a phone booth
Posted on 4/8/14 at 2:11 am to Sho Nuff
Aww boy, it's hotter than two rats crackin' in a wool sock.
Posted on 4/8/14 at 2:38 am to Wtodd
quote:
That looked like "a monkey frickin' a greased football".
About a less than attractive person "they got beat with an ugly stick".
Not gonna lie, most of the jokes have been pretty bad, but I tell u what...you really blew me away with those 2. I've never heard those in my life! Where did you hear those at?
This post was edited on 4/8/14 at 2:39 am
Posted on 4/8/14 at 2:41 am to jg8623
For real dude?
You gotta be fricking with me.
You gotta be fricking with me.
Posted on 4/8/14 at 2:49 am to Slinger16
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.... 
Posted on 4/8/14 at 2:51 am to jg8623
quote:
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not....
Same here... you've never heard those before?
Posted on 4/8/14 at 2:53 am to Slinger16
Lol
Yes, I've obviously heard those before. I think it was 1994 when I did. I was frickin around with the guy who actually posted that
Yes, I've obviously heard those before. I think it was 1994 when I did. I was frickin around with the guy who actually posted that
Posted on 4/8/14 at 2:57 am to jg8623
Oh thank god. I thought you'd been raised in Canada or something.
Funny shite I heard from my boss the other day...
We were looking at a flooded creek and naturally the water was quite brown...
He goes "Boy, that water is so muddy it has 'coon tracks through it."
I lawlzed.
Funny shite I heard from my boss the other day...
We were looking at a flooded creek and naturally the water was quite brown...
He goes "Boy, that water is so muddy it has 'coon tracks through it."
I lawlzed.
Posted on 4/8/14 at 3:03 am to Slinger16
quote:
Oh thank god. I thought you'd been raised in Canada or something.
I think the poster who said those jokes probably was. That or just turned 12
This post was edited on 4/8/14 at 3:04 am
Posted on 4/8/14 at 3:08 am to jg8623
I hope the dude was just young.
Posted on 4/8/14 at 3:51 am to Diddles
When the answer to a question is obviously yes, say "Does a fat hog have gas?"
Posted on 4/8/14 at 4:40 am to jg8623
Sweating like an N-word on judgment day.
Posted on 4/8/14 at 4:48 am to MadDoggyStyle
What you said but in math class
Posted on 4/8/14 at 5:24 am to Alabamya
When the win is blowing.
"Its blowing like a busload of queers"
On being ugly
"Looks like she caught fire and someone put it out with a chain"
"Its blowing like a busload of queers"
On being ugly
"Looks like she caught fire and someone put it out with a chain"
Posted on 4/8/14 at 5:34 am to CHEDBALLZ
Used to describe someone in sales who wasn't good at their job:
"He couldn't sell pussy on a troop train."
Used to describe something difficult to understand:
"That's harder than Chinese Algebra."
"He couldn't sell pussy on a troop train."
Used to describe something difficult to understand:
"That's harder than Chinese Algebra."
This post was edited on 4/8/14 at 5:35 am
Posted on 4/8/14 at 7:27 am to soccerfüt
quote:
Used to describe something difficult to understand: "That's harder than Chinese Algebra."
I think it's more like "that's more fricked up than Chinese arithmetic!
Posted on 4/8/14 at 7:42 am to tigerfoot
When picking up a woman:
"Have you ever committed adultery?"
No
"Do you mind laying still while I do?"
"Have you ever committed adultery?"
No
"Do you mind laying still while I do?"
Posted on 4/8/14 at 7:47 am to livewire
Sweating like a fig eating a corn dog
Posted on 4/8/14 at 8:45 am to Mr. Blutarski
fricked up like a cricket in a hubcap
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