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Funniest saying you've heard.
Posted by notslim99 on 4/6/14 at 10:40 pm102
One I heard at work a couple of days ago:
"Smoking a filtered cigarette is like suckin' a titty through a sweater."
"Smoking a filtered cigarette is like suckin' a titty through a sweater."
re: Funniest saying you've heard.Posted by TheIndulger on 4/6/14 at 10:40 pm to notslim99
He will be dead in 5 years
re: Funniest saying you've heard.Posted by Hook Em Horns on 4/6/14 at 10:42 pm to notslim99
Some guy my stepdad was talking to on the phone...my stepdad said, "You sick?? You sound like you got the cant help its...
re: Funniest saying you've heard.Posted by Walt OReilly on 4/6/14 at 10:42 pm to notslim99
That's real funny
re: Funniest saying you've heard.Posted by TommyCheeseballs on 4/6/14 at 10:56 pm to stuntman
I still think "you sound like a shite salesman with a mouthful of samples" is pretty funny.
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re: Funniest saying you've heard.Posted by SuperSoakher on 4/6/14 at 11:31 pm to notslim99
If you can't beat them join them.
It's funny cause I never lose at anything, I always beat them. So I'm humored when people tell me that. Because they don't know. That I always win. At everything.
It's funny cause I never lose at anything, I always beat them. So I'm humored when people tell me that. Because they don't know. That I always win. At everything.
re: Funniest saying you've heard.Posted by Barrister on 4/6/14 at 11:50 pm to SuperSoakher
Busy as a one armed man with two suitcases. I am so broke, if it cost a nickel to shite I'd have to throw up
re: Funniest saying you've heard.Posted by ULL Cool J on 4/6/14 at 11:56 pm to notslim99
Once an old man I worked with told this young guy who was a bit of a hotshot "Boy, when I was your age, my arse was so wild I had to slip up on it to wipe it!"
re: Funniest saying you've heard.Posted by FaithInFarmer on 4/6/14 at 11:59 pm to notslim99
When I was a kid we were so poor that we had to jack off the dog to feed the cat.
re: Funniest saying you've heard.Posted by BayouBengals03 on 4/7/14 at 12:00 am to notslim99
"I'm just trying to put cheese on the whopper."
re: Funniest saying you've heard.Posted by OldHickory on 4/7/14 at 12:22 am to notslim99
"I'm as happy as a puppy with two peters."
"I'm as nervous a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockers."
"I'm as nervous a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockers."
re: Funniest saying you've heard.Posted by Topisawtiger on 4/7/14 at 1:13 am to notslim99
See someone with messed up (bucked) teeth. "That fellow can eat an apple through a picket fence. Or he can eat an ear of corn through chickenwire."
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