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Posted on 4/15/14 at 5:15 pm to boddagetta
"How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?"
Posted on 4/15/14 at 5:17 pm to Hubbhogg
Friend playing golf uttered this gem.
"My wife's pussy looks like a parachute hung up in the power lines."
A guy walks into our office with a huge moustache covering his upper lip.
Dam son, looks like you swallowed a push broom.
"My wife's pussy looks like a parachute hung up in the power lines."
A guy walks into our office with a huge moustache covering his upper lip.
Dam son, looks like you swallowed a push broom.
This post was edited on 4/15/14 at 5:28 pm
Posted on 4/15/14 at 6:29 pm to notslim99
arse gas or grass no one rides for free.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 7:24 pm to ISmellMischief
You can only piss on my leg one time and tell me its raining.
that's harder then then stretching a gnat's arse over a fencepost.
a little bit of knowledge is dangerous when you don't know baked beans from bullshite.
that guy is fricked up like Hogan's goat.
this deal folded up like a cheap suitcase.
its raining out there like a cow pissing on a flat rock.
her butt is so big if she wanted to haul arse she would have to take two trips!
that's harder then then stretching a gnat's arse over a fencepost.
a little bit of knowledge is dangerous when you don't know baked beans from bullshite.
that guy is fricked up like Hogan's goat.
this deal folded up like a cheap suitcase.
its raining out there like a cow pissing on a flat rock.
her butt is so big if she wanted to haul arse she would have to take two trips!
Posted on 4/15/14 at 8:18 pm to notslim99
Busier that a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 8:29 pm to ElVick
quote:
Fat girl in tight pants. "she looks like a sock full of nickels"
My dad would say = "looks like three hogs in a tow sack."
Posted on 4/15/14 at 8:37 pm to notslim99
A bum this weekend in downtown Nola walked straight up to my gf and said "I got a joint, a big dick and I'll buy you a beer"
I don't think I've ever heard a better pickup line.
I don't think I've ever heard a better pickup line.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 8:50 pm to Boats n Hose
What do you think about so and so?
"I wouldn't piss in his mouth if his molars were on fire"
"I wouldn't piss in his mouth if his molars were on fire"
Posted on 4/15/14 at 8:53 pm to Oopskie
Damn. That girl collects cellulite for a hobby.
If she was in corduroy pants, she'd spontaneous combust walking down the street.
If she was in corduroy pants, she'd spontaneous combust walking down the street.
This post was edited on 4/15/14 at 8:56 pm
Posted on 4/15/14 at 8:53 pm to notslim99
quote:
Funniest saying you've heard
when I was young, we were so poor we had to jack off the dog to feed the cat....
Posted on 4/15/14 at 8:57 pm to Spankum
Slap me naked and hide my clothes.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 9:33 pm to KajunGator
quote:
Tighter than a dick's hat band.
Tighter than a preacher's dick up a mules arse.
Old pipeliner saying.
LC
Posted on 4/15/14 at 9:43 pm to LongueCarabine
"That's as wrong as two boys fricking. "
Posted on 4/15/14 at 9:55 pm to notslim99
Wrong hole
Posted on 4/15/14 at 9:59 pm to ChineseBandit58
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My dad would say = "looks like three hogs in a tow sack."
Not sure where I heard this one, but it was in reference to a girl w/ a big arse walking down the street; "It looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud"
Posted on 4/15/14 at 10:01 pm to stuntman
"Education is expensive no matter how you get it"
Posted on 4/15/14 at 10:51 pm to WITNESS23
quote:
I'd suck a fart out her arse and hold it in like a bong hit.
I'd eat a mile of her shite, just to see her a-hole.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:09 pm to Supermoto Tiger
Overheard on Super Bowl Sunday just before the Saints played the Colts:
"I've waited forever for this day. I'm more excited than a pedophile in Bangkok."
"I've waited forever for this day. I'm more excited than a pedophile in Bangkok."
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:11 am to foshizzle
quote:
Then you misheard it, it was Lorena Bobbitt.
Heard she moved to Russia and changed her name to Lorena Kut-ch-cock-off!
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