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Funniest saying you've heard.
Posted on 4/6/14 at 10:40 pm
Posted on 4/6/14 at 10:40 pm
One I heard at work a couple of days ago:
"Smoking a filtered cigarette is like suckin' a titty through a sweater."
"Smoking a filtered cigarette is like suckin' a titty through a sweater."
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Posted on 4/6/14 at 10:40 pm to notslim99
He will be dead in 5 years
Posted on 4/6/14 at 10:41 pm to notslim99
waiting for the funny part
Posted on 4/6/14 at 10:42 pm to notslim99
Some guy my stepdad was talking to on the phone...my stepdad said, "You sick?? You sound like you got the cant help its...
Posted on 4/6/14 at 10:42 pm to notslim99
That's real funny
Posted on 4/6/14 at 10:46 pm to notslim99
I had to cut 15 lbs in a week for a grappling tournament about 5 years ago. My uncle told me "be careful about losing weight that fast....you might fall through your a-hole and hang yourself".
Posted on 4/6/14 at 10:56 pm to stuntman
I still think "you sound like a shite salesman with a mouthful of samples" is pretty funny.
Posted on 4/6/14 at 10:59 pm to notslim99
Quit acting like a Quaker in a titty bar.
Posted on 4/6/14 at 11:15 pm to mikrit54
That chick could suck the chrome off a bumper...
Posted on 4/6/14 at 11:25 pm to notslim99
Never trust a fart.
Never waste a hard on.
Cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Quicker than a hiccup.
Never waste a hard on.
Cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Quicker than a hiccup.
Posted on 4/6/14 at 11:31 pm to notslim99
If you can't beat them join them.
It's funny cause I never lose at anything, I always beat them. So I'm humored when people tell me that. Because they don't know. That I always win. At everything.
It's funny cause I never lose at anything, I always beat them. So I'm humored when people tell me that. Because they don't know. That I always win. At everything.
Posted on 4/6/14 at 11:50 pm to SuperSoakher
Busy as a one armed man with two suitcases. I am so broke, if it cost a nickel to shite I'd have to throw up
Posted on 4/6/14 at 11:56 pm to notslim99
Once an old man I worked with told this young guy who was a bit of a hotshot "Boy, when I was your age, my arse was so wild I had to slip up on it to wipe it!"
Posted on 4/6/14 at 11:59 pm to notslim99
When I was a kid we were so poor that we had to jack off the dog to feed the cat.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:00 am to notslim99
"I'm just trying to put cheese on the whopper."
Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:14 am to FaithInFarmer
Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:18 am to notslim99
If dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos?
Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:22 am to notslim99
"I'm as happy as a puppy with two peters."
"I'm as nervous a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockers."
"I'm as nervous a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockers."
Posted on 4/7/14 at 1:05 am to notslim99
" You'll get nothing, and like it!"
Posted on 4/7/14 at 1:13 am to notslim99
See someone with messed up (bucked) teeth. "That fellow can eat an apple through a picket fence. Or he can eat an ear of corn through chickenwire."
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