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re: Funniest saying you've heard.

Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:23 am to
Posted by Kadjin
edge of the basin
Member since Oct 2013
1251 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:23 am to
In high school my buddies used to tell me I couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a hand full of pardons......and they were right
Posted by The Levee
Bat Country
Member since Feb 2006
10686 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:24 am to
When talking about homosexuals


"I think he's got sugar in his tank."
Posted by BAMAisDIESEL09
Member since Jul 2012
2658 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:34 am to
When something is obvious:

"Even Ray Charles could see that..."
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56272 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:43 am to
"uglier than a bucket full of assholes" - my grandfather

I cherish it.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56211 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:43 am to
quote:

When talking about homosexuals
not saying he will suck a dick, but he will hold it in his mouth till the swelling goes down
Posted by Sl4m
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2012
3717 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:44 am to
"Even a retarded squirrel finds a nut sometimes."
Posted by KingBarkus
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2009
8328 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:00 pm to
"like pouring chocolate on a midget" let's keep this short and sweet.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
16993 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:03 pm to
Even a broken watch is right twice a day
Posted by Tigris
Mexican Home
Member since Jul 2005
12350 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:04 pm to
"He's as confused as a bird dog at an air show."
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65044 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:10 pm to
That bitch is big as 2 bags of Ole Roy
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
51489 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:11 pm to
"fricked up like a lab rat" is a favorite of mine.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77952 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:11 pm to
"put that down. its not a play-purty"

"well saw my leg off!"

"blow me down & call me shorty"



all compliments of my dad
Posted by RocketTiger
Member since Mar 2014
1108 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:18 pm to
A fart. I laugh every time.
Posted by dayne o
Member since Sep 2008
712 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:19 pm to
"That bitch is so ugly, she has to sneak up on a glass of water just to get a sip!"
Posted by Interweb Cowboy
NW Bama
Member since Dec 2010
3137 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:23 pm to
"Hangin in there like a hair in a biscuit"

Talking about a good looking woman, my budy says:
"Good looking or not, sombody, somewhere is tierd of putting up with her shite"


"My dick is so hard a cat couldn't scratch it"
This post was edited on 4/7/14 at 12:35 pm
Posted by LSUChamp06
Kansas City
Member since Nov 2007
2859 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:29 pm to
Smells like a bucket of cauliflower lit a pile of shite on fire.
Posted by ULL Cool J
Member since Jun 2008
924 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

"uglier than a bucket full of assholes" - my grandfather


That reminds me of another I once heard.

"I'm so unlucky, I could reach into a barrel of pussies and pull out an a-hole!"
Posted by leveetiger
New Roads, LA
Member since Jul 2010
594 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 12:53 pm to
"That bitch is so ugly, he parents feed her in a corner with a sling shot!"
Posted by sabes que
Member since Jan 2010
10156 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 1:08 pm to
This thread has gone steadily downhill, there are some gyms earlier on, but it gets bad the past 3 pages.
Posted by Emergent C Steve
Death Valley
Member since Nov 2007
1732 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 1:13 pm to
Crazy as a road lizard.
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