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re: Funniest saying you've heard.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 4:39 am to FaithInFarmer
Posted on 4/7/14 at 4:39 am to FaithInFarmer
One drink, I can feel it.
Two drinks, anybody can feel it.
Two drinks, anybody can feel it.
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Posted on 4/7/14 at 4:51 am to MBclass83
fricked up as a Football Bat.
Something about a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest.
So horny I could frick a fistful of worms.
Something about a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest.
So horny I could frick a fistful of worms.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 5:09 am to Topisawtiger
The dad of a good friend walks into his daughters rehab room, looks her dead in the eyes and says
Right now... "Sympathy is nothing more than a word in the dictionary between shite and syphilis . If you found a way to get in this bed, you are smart enough to find a way to stay out of this bed.
Right now... "Sympathy is nothing more than a word in the dictionary between shite and syphilis . If you found a way to get in this bed, you are smart enough to find a way to stay out of this bed.
This post was edited on 4/7/14 at 5:11 am
Posted on 4/7/14 at 5:23 am to Kickadawgitfeelsgood
Near the end of a work day..."Like the monkey said when they cut his tail off, it won't be long now".
Posted on 4/7/14 at 5:25 am to FightinTigersDammit
That,I like.Posted on 4/7/14 at 5:31 am to tidalmouse
I feel like I have been shot at and missed and shite at and hit
Posted on 4/7/14 at 5:34 am to Choirboy
This thread is kind of like an R-rated Hee Haw. I could see Archie Campbell saying a lot of these.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 5:39 am to notslim99
I've seen monkey shite fights at the zoo better organized than this.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 5:48 am to FightinTigersDammit
quote:
Near the end of a work day..."Like the monkey said when they cut his tail off, it won't be long now".
I just want you to know, I used this at work just now (I get off at 7) and it was a hit. Props
Posted on 4/7/14 at 6:57 am to FightinTigersDammit
quote:
Near the end of a work day..."Like the monkey said when they cut his tail off, it won't be long now".
I always heard it, "like Larana Bobett told John Wayne, it won't be long now."
Posted on 4/7/14 at 7:15 am to jvilletiger25
quote:
I always heard it, "like Larana Bobett told John Wayne, it won't be long now."
Then you misheard it, it was Lorena Bobbitt.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 7:16 am to notslim99
fricked up like gumby's x-ray.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 7:21 am to Hat Tricks
One friend referencing another's videotaping skills;
"That looked like Michael J. Fox videotaped an earthquake".
"That looked like Michael J. Fox videotaped an earthquake".
Posted on 4/7/14 at 7:24 am to jizzle6609
From the book of good ideas:
"you get my son, to call you daddy.......I frick your wife"
"you get my son, to call you daddy.......I frick your wife"
Posted on 4/7/14 at 7:27 am to TeddyPadillac
My co-worker said this after he busted arse:
Damn that stunk so bad it could have knocked a maggot of a shite wagon.
Damn that stunk so bad it could have knocked a maggot of a shite wagon.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 7:33 am to notslim99
I got so much bad luck that it could be rainin pussy and I'd walk out and get hit in the forehead with a big black dick.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 7:44 am to notslim99
She could suck a golf ball through a water hose!
Posted on 4/7/14 at 7:45 am to Topisawtiger
Friend got a new girlfriend and is happier lately "because he's been getting some Vitamin P".
This post was edited on 4/7/14 at 7:46 am
Posted on 4/7/14 at 7:49 am to LSUneaux
This thread is awful.
Could these sayings be more contrived and juvenile?
Could these sayings be more contrived and juvenile?
Posted on 4/7/14 at 7:49 am to LSUneaux
From Naked Gun- like a midget at a urinal, I will have to stay on my toes.
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