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Posted on 4/7/14 at 7:49 am to notslim99
Happier than a sissy with a bag of dicks
He ain't worth two dead flies on some shite
He ain't worth two dead flies on some shite
Posted on 4/7/14 at 7:52 am to LewDawg
Dude was as nervous as a gypsy with a mortgage
Posted on 4/7/14 at 7:57 am to heypaul
Lost like a bastard on Father's Day.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:00 am to notslim99
Busier than a one-armed wallpaper hanger with the crabs.
This post was edited on 4/7/14 at 8:01 am
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:01 am to urinetrouble
quote:
This thread is awful. Could these sayings be more contrived and juvenile?
Yeah this is terrible. Guess I will add to it: Happier than a queer in a dick tree.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:02 am to urinetrouble
Go start a better thread
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:03 am to Choirboy
About whales
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:07 am to urinetrouble
quote:
This thread is awful. Could these sayings be more contrived and juvenile?
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:12 am to WigSplitta22
If it floats, flies or f**cks.....it's cheaper to rent.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:14 am to dante
Was telling a friend i wish this girl didn't have a bf because she's super hot and he said
Goals have goalies, doesn't mean you can't score
Goals have goalies, doesn't mean you can't score
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:19 am to Grim
Women are like lawnmowers.....if you want them to keep straight you have to put a hand on them
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:23 am to Choctaw
See an bohemoth in a bar..."I'd rather f*ck a sack of nails."
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:23 am to tidalmouse
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fricked up as a Football Bat.
One I heard in the military, frequently.
Some other military favorites...
Looks like you pressed that uni with a warm rock.
Son, you're about as well put-together as a soup sandwich.
Was also often called a "trunk of funk".
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:26 am to urinetrouble
quote:
This thread is awful. Could these sayings be more contrived and juvenile?
Kind of like your username
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:34 am to WigSplitta22
A friend of mines brother was in town for the holidays and got hammered one of the nights. He came in the room the next morning and said "Man, that wine snuck up on me like Trayvon Martin."
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:36 am to Elephino
Heard a new one the other day. "He is about as crazy as a sprayed roach."
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:38 am to notslim99
"I've seen better hands on a snake"
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:40 am to tiger114
evertime LSU wins my dad always says about the other coach " I bet he feels like a one legged man at an arse kicking contest"
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:41 am to tiger114
you look like a worm with the shite slung out of it
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