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re: Funniest saying you've heard.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:41 am to BowDownToLSU
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:41 am to BowDownToLSU
another one he says is" That dinner was so good it would make a rabbitt turn around and hug a hound"
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Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:43 am to notslim99
It's overly simple, but describing something or someone that is sick, dead or dying as "tits-up".
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:46 am to notslim99
"She could suck the sorrow off a recent widow"
-Patton Oswalt
-Patton Oswalt
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:47 am to notslim99
A former male coworker when commenting about another female coworker:
"I wish I could buy her for what she's worth and sell her for what she thinks she's worth."
"I wish I could buy her for what she's worth and sell her for what she thinks she's worth."
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:48 am to RoyMcavoy
That looked like "a monkey frickin' a greased football".
About a less than attractive person "they got beat with an ugly stick".
About a less than attractive person "they got beat with an ugly stick".
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:03 am to notslim99
She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:08 am to otowntiger
"higher than Giraffe's p*ssy"
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:09 am to tiger222
and if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:23 am to cjk5h
"That guy gets more snatch than a three handed gypsy"
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:27 am to Steamy Ray
it could be raining pussy, and I would get hit with a dick.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:28 am to tigerfoot
smoking like the Mexican space shuttle
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:34 am to tigerfoot
quote:
it could be raining pussy, and I would get hit with a dick.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:44 am to whit
"Smells like a trunk full of dead stripper pussy in july...not that Id know what THAT smells like"
Posted on 4/7/14 at 10:18 am to notslim99
quote:
Funniest saying you've heard.
Co-worker speaking about a gorgeous woman at our office:
"I would drag my ball sack across three football fields of barbed wire to eat Nerds outta her arse hole"
He's a huge bama fan, so that probably explains that.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 10:26 am to dcrews
"That went over about as well as a fart in an aqua-lung"
or
"That went over about as well as a turd in the punch bowl"
or
"That went over about as well as a turd in the punch bowl"
Posted on 4/7/14 at 10:35 am to notslim99
"Let's make like a baby and head out"
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:02 am to boddagetta
Tight like turtle pussy underwater.
Hard like honeymoon dick
Hard like trying to shove a wet noodle up a wildcat's arse
Hard like nailing jello to a tree.
When asked if something was going to make a big explosion "Hell yeah "it'll go off and kill everything big enough to die"
Hard like honeymoon dick
Hard like trying to shove a wet noodle up a wildcat's arse
Hard like nailing jello to a tree.
When asked if something was going to make a big explosion "Hell yeah "it'll go off and kill everything big enough to die"
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:08 am to loopback
Harder than woodpecker lips
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:17 am to whit
Football sayings:
Dumber than a bag of hammers.
He's softer than pond water.
He's softer than Charmin.
He's soft as church music.
Dumber than a bag of hammers.
He's softer than pond water.
He's softer than Charmin.
He's soft as church music.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:18 am to notslim99
Heard this from a redneck in Georgia..."I'm so hungry I could reach up a hogs arse to get a ham sandwich".
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