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Vax Thumpers Needed -- Apply Here:
Posted on 8/13/21 at 1:40 pm
Posted on 8/13/21 at 1:40 pm
Dear CRT Bigots, Twiterrati Doxxers, Gender Fanatics, Branch Covidians, BLM, ANTIFA and all other members of the Church of Woke,
Due to unprecedented resistance to our Rule, we are forced to create yet another variant of conflict: "VAX Thumper!!"
Vax Thumping is an enhanced version of Covidian tactics. We must ensure a never-ending moving target of "normal" -- the goal is to create enough chaos and distraction so that all eyes remain stuck on it; at least of course, until our ROI is hit.
To qualify:
1. You are required to be a Gatherer on the Social Dominance Hierarchy.
2. MSM is on at all times in your household.
3. You must inadvertently identify as a useful idiot. How to check for this? Simple! Do you find yourself repeating Twitter Blue Check Mark and/or MSM rhetoric that supports the COVID vaccine as well as shames those who haven't taken it? Do you espouse this commentary? Treat it as your own? You PASS THE TEST!
Your Commandments:
1. Let friends and family (and everyone on social media) know that your neighbor is a Doctor who informed you that the ICUs are overflowing with unvaccinated people, suffering from COVID -- ALL are hopelessly crying for the vaccine right before they are intubated.
2. Tweet or post on Social media that the unvaccinated don't deserve medical care; and preferably should be left to die.
3. Show up to your school board meetings to express how unvaccinated parents, sending their children to school without masks, are murdering large portions of the population. If you are too afraid to face other bigoted, murdering parents for fear of safety, stay home and use local, social media pages instead.
4. If possible, publicly shame members of your family or co-workers that haven't taken the vaccine. Make sure there are other Vax Thumpers in your presence to ensure safety in numbers. If this is not possible, post safely at home on social media about these miscreants.
5. Pay no mind to statistics or professionals that contradict any of this -- they are trying to talk down to you, belittle you with their bigotry and hate.
Keep in mind, your commentary is not meant to be persuasive -- it is meant to be polarizing, de-humanizing, and humiliating. They would do the same to you -- so do it to them before they do it you!
Thank you for your service,
The Elite
Due to unprecedented resistance to our Rule, we are forced to create yet another variant of conflict: "VAX Thumper!!"
Vax Thumping is an enhanced version of Covidian tactics. We must ensure a never-ending moving target of "normal" -- the goal is to create enough chaos and distraction so that all eyes remain stuck on it; at least of course, until our ROI is hit.
To qualify:
1. You are required to be a Gatherer on the Social Dominance Hierarchy.
2. MSM is on at all times in your household.
3. You must inadvertently identify as a useful idiot. How to check for this? Simple! Do you find yourself repeating Twitter Blue Check Mark and/or MSM rhetoric that supports the COVID vaccine as well as shames those who haven't taken it? Do you espouse this commentary? Treat it as your own? You PASS THE TEST!
Your Commandments:
1. Let friends and family (and everyone on social media) know that your neighbor is a Doctor who informed you that the ICUs are overflowing with unvaccinated people, suffering from COVID -- ALL are hopelessly crying for the vaccine right before they are intubated.
2. Tweet or post on Social media that the unvaccinated don't deserve medical care; and preferably should be left to die.
3. Show up to your school board meetings to express how unvaccinated parents, sending their children to school without masks, are murdering large portions of the population. If you are too afraid to face other bigoted, murdering parents for fear of safety, stay home and use local, social media pages instead.
4. If possible, publicly shame members of your family or co-workers that haven't taken the vaccine. Make sure there are other Vax Thumpers in your presence to ensure safety in numbers. If this is not possible, post safely at home on social media about these miscreants.
5. Pay no mind to statistics or professionals that contradict any of this -- they are trying to talk down to you, belittle you with their bigotry and hate.
Keep in mind, your commentary is not meant to be persuasive -- it is meant to be polarizing, de-humanizing, and humiliating. They would do the same to you -- so do it to them before they do it you!
Thank you for your service,
The Elite
Posted on 8/13/21 at 1:42 pm to Tiger Khan
Yeah, no thanks. If you choose to get the vaccine, get it, if not, don't.
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