First ?, trump should ask Joey Biden

What's the over/under on C’mon Man?

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What's the over/under on C’mon Man?

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Trump: I think every american citizen should do everything in their power, legally, of course, to pay his or her minimum tax bill. I do it. The New York Times does it. Joe does it. Everyone does it. Don't blame me. I didn't write the laws. I've been doing this for 3 years. Joe has been doing this for 47 years. If he wanted to change the tax laws, he had 40+ years to do it. He did nothing.

Trump: Every single issue you raise is something that could have been changed in the past. I've been doing this for 3 years. Joe has been doing this for 47 years. He did nothing.

Trump: Over the last 47 years, Joe has campaigned over and over again for public office. Each time he told his voters all the things he would do. He did nothing. I've been doing this for 3 years and told voters exactly what I would do. I've done everything.

Trump: While failing to do anything he said he would do and certainly doing nothing for the american people, Joe did make sure he and his family became millionaires. Joe, why did a Putin associate's wife wire your son $3.5mm while you were vice president? And why did the most corrupt corporation in Ukraine pay your son millions of dollars to sit on its board with zero experience while you were vice-president? And why did China give your son many millions while you were vice president?

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To recite the alphabet

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Better:

"Joe, what's the last two letters in the alphabet?"

Hillarity and cringing ensue as he recites the alphabet in his head until he can answer.

or..

"Joe, what year did you graduate from Delaware State?"

"C'mon, man. Everyone knows it was back when that, you know, that thing was invented. You know what I'm talking about."