China required US Diplomats to Anal Coronavirus Tests - I know, I know. Already posted

Chi Coms Demand Anal - Vice

An unnamed U.S. State Department official said Wednesday that Chinese officials required an unspecified number of American diplomatic personnel to submit to anal testing for Chinese coronavirus. The Chinese Foreign Ministry on Thursday denied any such testing had occurred.

In other news, Pete Buttigieg and Richard Levine have requested the Biden administration make them ambassadors to China.

Edit: already posted. I got so excited about making a Levine and Buttigieg joke. My mistake. I should never doubt the speed and wittiness of this board.