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re: Thank Missouri for Ending WWI, WWII, and the Cold War.
Posted on 2/11/14 at 11:08 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 2/11/14 at 11:08 pm to mizzoukills
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But don't get all rustled. I've seen a few hotties in Louisiana, and they have sort of an exotic flavor which is nice.
I'm not rustled, and look, I've defended Mizzou for years on the SEC Rant. My brother went to school there; nothing but positive for the state. I got drunk at Shakespeare's, and got a hand job on the stairs of some place nearby with a roof top bar. Stairs were oddly carpeted but roof was brick and very nice. I don't remember, but fun night.
However, talking down Louisiana women is simply unconscionable. Since I've live here, there are a good deal of fatties and victims of fetal alcohol syndrome, but the top 25% is better than anywhere.
This post was edited on 2/11/14 at 11:12 pm
Posted on 2/11/14 at 11:10 pm to mizzoukills
shut up about missery already nobody gives a damn about that shite state
Posted on 2/11/14 at 11:11 pm to Ghostfacedistiller
I wish there was a way to compare the top 25 Missouri women to the top 25 Louisianan women. Until that pageant occurs, we can only imagine.
Posted on 2/11/14 at 11:14 pm to KansasRedneck
KansasRedneck
Says the culturally significant Kansan. That was a funny post, bro.
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shut up about missery already nobody gives a damn about that shite state
Says the culturally significant Kansan. That was a funny post, bro.
Posted on 2/11/14 at 11:22 pm to mizzoukills
You like flying on planes? you're welcome
Posted on 2/11/14 at 11:28 pm to mizzoukills
you like helium? you're welcome
Posted on 2/11/14 at 11:31 pm to mizzoukills
you like Barry Sanders? you're welcome
Posted on 2/12/14 at 12:06 am to mizzoukills
Aside from being one of the more hated posters on the site, you obsession with the state and constant attempts to one up everyone is annoying. News flash... Nobody gives a frick about Missouri. I'm not sure if it's the new addition to the SEC or something else that brought out this constant need to prove yourself but the acts beyond old.
This post was edited on 2/12/14 at 12:10 am
Posted on 2/12/14 at 12:18 am to Ed Osteen
He just likes to rustle jimmies.
Posted on 2/12/14 at 12:22 am to LoveThatMoney
I'm aware and it's ruining this site, keep his shite to the sec rant. Nobody on the OT gives a shite about any individual states involvement being the reason our entire country ended 3 major wars. He needs to take a trip outside of Missouri and see what's really out there
Posted on 2/12/14 at 12:34 am to mizzoukills
Girls in Missouri are crazy
Posted on 2/12/14 at 12:36 am to tigersownall
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Girls in Missouri are crazy
Tony Romo seems pleased with his wife
Posted on 2/12/14 at 12:54 am to Ed Osteen
So, Ed, I'm singlehandedly ruining this site, but the overwhelming NSFW and "rate her" threads are better than actual history? Seems like you just hate Missouri and anything that comes from there because if you didn't, this thread wouldn't bother you so much. 
Posted on 2/12/14 at 1:02 am to KCM0Tiger
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Tony Romo seems pleased with his wife
She's originally from Lubbock, Texas.
Posted on 2/12/14 at 4:54 am to NoNameNeeded
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I'm originally from Louisiana and have lived the last twenty years in Missouri,
Thank you for leaving La.
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Also, the women up here are much more attractive and more mentally healthy than the rats back in Louisiana.
I have been to Missouri, spent quite a bit of time there actually and I know this to be a lie.
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do not regret relocating to Missouri one iota, and the only thing really holding back this state at the moment is the atrocious economy.
La is enjoying a robust economy.
So feel free to stay where you are, we are better off without you. Thank you
Posted on 2/12/14 at 8:25 am to bencoleman
I'm pretty confident he is talking about the national economy. Derp.
Posted on 2/12/14 at 12:17 pm to mizzoukills
Well, this was an entertaining read. 
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