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re: LUNCH - may the 7 b with u

Posted on 5/7/25 at 8:56 pm to
Posted by Tyga Woods
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Posted on 5/7/25 at 8:56 pm to
quote:

This may be a stupid question but why do y'all need a pope?


A direct line of succession from St. Peter, who was selected by Jesus to build the Church.

Also, somebody gotta be in charge.
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
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Posted on 5/7/25 at 8:57 pm to
He also supposedly said in his hidden gospel in the Vatican archives split a piece of wood and I am there, lift a stone and you will find me. To each their own though, I don’t judge
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 5/7/25 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

A direct line of succession from St. Peter, who was selected by Jesus to build the Church.
my talk for the confirmation class every year is the ‘one, holy, catholic, apostolic’ church

I also wear a paper bag over my head to talk about the ‘good’ saints, not the ones in the superdome
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
37631 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

I also wear a paper bag over my head to talk about the ‘good’ saints, not the ones in the superdome


Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

He also supposedly said in his hidden gospel in the Vatican archives split a piece of wood and I am there, lift a stone and you will find me.
God is sorta kinda everywhere

But there are reasons why stuff wasn’t put into the Bible in the first place
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:01 pm to
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the ones in the superdome


They suck
Posted by HoboDickCheese
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Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:05 pm to
Do you believe dinosaurs existed? I had a ex long, long ago that refused to believe in dinosaurs or carbon dating because it predated the Bible. Needless to say, she was bat shite crazy
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:07 pm to
Yeah, of course this year the day I gave my talk the NOLA Saints won

But that was probably the last time they won all season.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:10 pm to
quote:

Do you believe dinosaurs existed?
I’m Catholic - not evangelical fundamentalist Pentecostal



God can do what He wants, I’m just trying to get to Heaven
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
37631 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:12 pm to
Wiyf
quote:

dinosaur
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
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62212 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:13 pm to
Lickalottapus.
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
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Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:13 pm to
She was mega church non denomational
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
37631 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:14 pm to


Didn’t see that one at the museum
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:16 pm to
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She was mega church non denomational
oh the ones that like to tell me priests are bad but it’s ok when their pastors frick all the secretaries and members of the youth group??
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:16 pm to
He had a vv long tongue.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:17 pm to


Pope Lickalottapus

This post was edited on 5/7/25 at 9:23 pm
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
11921 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:23 pm to
she went to Church of the king outside of Covington. I never went, I'm not Christian
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
62212 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:25 pm to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Member since Jun 2020
53328 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:26 pm to
I am drunk so i will refrain from making fun of someone’s beliefs

But on the inside I’m
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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53328 posts
Posted on 5/7/25 at 9:28 pm to
If I get called up, that’s the name I’m taking

Maybe Peter Lickottapus just to make people sweat

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