re: Its Preschool Open House Season, Mother frickers

Just wait till your preschool tries to force you into private kindergarten. We had our parent teacher conference the other day and it went as expected with them scarring the shite out of my wife saying little man wasn't ready for public school kindergarten and we needed to put him in their private kindergarten for another $1200 a month for another year.

Wife is now pissed at me because I explained to them we bought our house and are paying high property tax so he could go to the best elementary in our area. In fact people buy houses in my hood like crazy just to get into our public elementary school.

Well, preschool folks have convinced her our award winning elementary school is shite and he needs to go to private school. I now have ten brochures in my office for private schools I'm supposed to be looking at. Hell one of the best benefits of living in the Austin area is you can actually send your kid to public school, that is until the preschool bitches scare your spouse into private freaking kindergarten.

Oh and of course, every private school I've talked to about this has warned that I better get on as many private school waiting list I can so I don't miss out.