Good Morning *Wrestlemania Weekend Edition*

Rise and Shine folks.

1652 The Dutch establish a settlement at Cape Town, South Africa.

1712 A slave revolt breaks out in New York City.

1798 The territory of Mississippi is organized.

1862 General Ulysses S. Grant defeats the Confederates at the Battle of Shiloh in TN.

1914 The British House of Commons passes the Irish Home Rule Bill.

1922 The U.S. Secretary of the Interior leases the Teapot Dome naval oil reserves in Wyoming.

1933 President Franklin Roosevelt signs legislation ending prohibition in the United States.

1943 British and American armies link up between Wadi Akarit and El Guettar in North Africa, forming a solid line against the German army.

1945 The Japanese battleship Yamato, the world’s largest battleship, is sunk during the Battle for Okinawa.

1963 Yugoslavia proclaims itself a Socialist republic.

1971 President Nixon pledges a withdrawal of 100,000 more men from Vietnam by December.



JOTD: So this mailman was retiring and it was his last day on the route. He had been collecting various gifts from homes all morning long with thank you cards, best wishes, etc.

He walked up to this one house and was about to put the mail in the mail slot when the door opened. Standing there was this gorgeous young woman wearing nothing but a see-thru negligee. She takes him by the hand and leads him upstairs into the bedroom where they have wild, passionate sex.

Afterwards, she leads him downstairs into the kitchen and begins fixing him breakfast. She pours him a cup of coffee, places it on the table next to him and slips a $1.00 bill underneath the coffee mug.

He looks at it, and looks up at her, bewildered, and asks, "what... what's this for?"

She replies, "Oh, yesterday I told my husband you were retiring and asked him what we should do for you.

He said 'frick him. Give him a dollar.' The breakfast was my idea."