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Posted on 10/24/14 at 1:14 pm to MetryTyger
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Doyle: [Karl enters the bedroom, startling Doyle and Linda] Hey! What the God damn hell you doing, Karl? 'The frick you doing up in the middle of the night?
Linda: What you want, Hon?
Karl: I wanna be baptized.
Doyle: Well get baptized then, I don't give a shite. Call up a frickin' preacher, Goddammit, we can't baptize ya.
quote:
[Karl has entered the bedroom carrying a hammer]
Doyle: What in the hell you doin' with that hammer?
Karl: I don't rightly know. I just kinda woke up a-holding it.
[exits]
Doyle: [to Linda] What the frick you think he's doin' with that hammer?
Doyle: Your buddy Karl here is going. We can't be no normal family with him living in the garage and comin' in the damn bedroom at 4:00 in the morning, carryin' hammers and shite.
This post was edited on 10/24/14 at 1:15 pm
Posted on 10/24/14 at 1:16 pm to Leonard Threenette
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Doyle: What am I supposed to do about supper while you're out runnin' around with that fig?
Linda: You're not crippled, get in there and make it yourself.
Doyle: Talkin' back and everything. That kinda makes me horny, Linda.
Linda: Frank, maybe you better go play in your room if Doyle's gonna talk nasty.
Frank: I don't wanna go play in my room.
Doyle: He don't wanna go play in his room. Let's all just sit here and be a family. Until your mentally retarded friend and your homosexual friend get here.
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