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Posted by hendersonshands
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Posted on 7/4/11 at 3:15 pm to
Mario Balotelli is awesome:

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Mario Balotelli had reason to be worried.

Within a couple of weeks of arriving in a new ­country, Manchester City’s £22million signing was caught up in a car smash.

The young Italian was heading to City’s training ground in his Audi R8 eight days ago when the ­incident happened.

The police raced to the scene, breathalysed ­Balotelli and interviewed him. The breath test was negative, but the police demanded to know why a 20-year-old, who speaks faltering English, was ­carrying £5,000 cash in his back pocket.

Balotelli’s response was honest: “Because I am rich.”


Ironically, the other driver involved in the Balotelli crash has been a City season ticket ­holder for 25 years.

Now Mario, be smart and don’t carry all that cash around with you in future.


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Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 7/4/11 at 3:18 pm to
Could you ever see Bryce Harper saying he has no idea who Mike Stanton is?


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He collected the coveted Golden Boy trophy, presented by Italian paper Tuttosport, before City's 2-1 home defeat by Everton on Monday.

Wilshere, 18, was runner-up for the award, voted by sports journalists across Europe.

Balotelli, asked about his rival, said: "What's his name? Wil something? I don't know him.

"I'll look out for him next time we play against Arsenal. Maybe I'll show him the trophy and remind him that I'm the one who won it.






makes me laugh every time.
Posted by IAmTheHatOnMilesHead
Team 31™
Member since Nov 2008
25971 posts
Posted on 7/4/11 at 3:20 pm to
$\/\/@&0+ElLI
Posted by dj30
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2006
29855 posts
Posted on 7/4/11 at 3:22 pm to


Swagga!!! wish some of the US players had his swagga.
Posted by dj30
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2006
29855 posts
Posted on 7/4/11 at 3:23 pm to
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my girlfriend told me that Bryce Harper is hung like a horse, that's when i said, "no baby, horses are hung like Bryce Harper."




Thats golden.
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