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Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:23 pm to Sarge
How do you get a Bama grad off your porch?
Pay for the pizza.
Pay for the pizza.
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:23 pm to Dex202
Q : What's the difference between Alabama football fans and a litter of puppies?
A : The puppies quit whining after 6 weeks.
A : The puppies quit whining after 6 weeks.
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:26 pm to Dex202
Two Alabama Fans are walking down different ends of a street toward each other. One is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Bobby Ray, whatcha got in the bag?" "Just some chickens." "If i guess how many there are, can i have one?" "Hell, i'll give you both of them!" "OK, uummmm...five?"
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:26 pm to Dex202
A lady in Tuscaloosa calls 911. Hysterically, she says, "Someone's
just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!"
The police officer says, "We're really busy at the moment. Just get
the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."
AWESOME!
just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!"
The police officer says, "We're really busy at the moment. Just get
the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."
AWESOME!
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:27 pm to tetu
Q: Why was drivers and sex education canceled at Alabama?
A: The mule died.
A: The mule died.
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:28 pm to tetu
What do you tell a Alabama grad who knocks on your front door?
Give him a dollar and tell thanks for the pizza.
Give him a dollar and tell thanks for the pizza.
This post was edited on 11/29/11 at 1:30 pm
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:29 pm to Sarge
Two Bama fans are standing across the creek from each other. One yells "Hey, how do I get to the other side?"
Other one replies "You ALREADY are on the other side!"
Other one replies "You ALREADY are on the other side!"
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:32 pm to Sarge
Why aren't there any dentists in Alabama?
Cause nobody in Alabama has any teeth ......
Cause nobody in Alabama has any teeth ......
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:33 pm to Sarge
What's red and white, lost to the tigers and will sit at home while LSU plays Oklahoma state?
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:36 pm to LSU1NSEC
How do you get an Alabama fan into bed?
Grease her hips so she'll squeeze through the door and then throw a twinkie under the sheets.
Grease her hips so she'll squeeze through the door and then throw a twinkie under the sheets.
This post was edited on 11/29/11 at 1:37 pm
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:39 pm to tetu
tetu
Nicely played sir !!
Nicely played sir !!Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:43 pm to Sarge
What's the difference between a brick and an Bama coed?
Once you lay a brick it wont follow you around
Once you lay a brick it wont follow you around
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:44 pm to Sarge
A LSU Tiger walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants. He says he doesn't want anything, but asks the bartender if he wants to hear an Bama joke.
The bartender says, "See that man to your left. He is 6'5 and 300 lbs. See that man to your right. He is 6'3 and 280 lbs. I am 6'4 and 275 lbs. You know what we all have in common. We're all Tide. So do you still want to tell that joke?"
The LSU Tiger says, "No I guess not. I wouldn't want to have to explain it three damn times."
The bartender says, "See that man to your left. He is 6'5 and 300 lbs. See that man to your right. He is 6'3 and 280 lbs. I am 6'4 and 275 lbs. You know what we all have in common. We're all Tide. So do you still want to tell that joke?"
The LSU Tiger says, "No I guess not. I wouldn't want to have to explain it three damn times."
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:48 pm to Sarge
How are alabama fans like earth worms?
They can both live off a dead bear for 20 years.
They can both live off a dead bear for 20 years.
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:50 pm to BruslyTiger
Q: Did you hear why Tuscaloosa had to cancel their nativity scene this year?
A: They couldnt find a virgin or three wise men.
A: They couldnt find a virgin or three wise men.
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:51 pm to BruslyTiger
This thread=WINNING!
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:55 pm to Sarge
Bama fan is driving through Alabama south of Birmingham when he spies a man wearing a Bama T-shirt. The man is in the middle of his hay pasture in a rowboat, rowing away.
The driver yells out "Hey, this is why all the LSU fans think we're a bunch of dumbass Gumps ... this is why the Tigers make fun of us ... why, if I could swim I'd come out there and kick your arse."
The driver yells out "Hey, this is why all the LSU fans think we're a bunch of dumbass Gumps ... this is why the Tigers make fun of us ... why, if I could swim I'd come out there and kick your arse."
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:56 pm to Sarge
arty
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:57 pm to chinhoyang
Two Gumps are in a bar in Baton Route. They spy three Tiger fans at another table. One gump says to the other "Walk over there and ask those three Tigers what they think of Bama fans?"
The Gump wanders over to the table, looks at the three tiger fans, and says "what do you guys think about the Crimson Tide?"
The Tigers look up and one of them gives the guy the finger ... the middle finger.
The Gump wanders back to the Gump table. The seated Gump says "Well, what did they say." The answer: "Oh, we're still number one."
The Gump wanders over to the table, looks at the three tiger fans, and says "what do you guys think about the Crimson Tide?"
The Tigers look up and one of them gives the guy the finger ... the middle finger.
The Gump wanders back to the Gump table. The seated Gump says "Well, what did they say." The answer: "Oh, we're still number one."
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