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re: People who live on a golf course being A$$holes
Posted on 6/27/21 at 9:59 am to icegator337
Posted on 6/27/21 at 9:59 am to icegator337
I play with our Rep from New York that owns his own golf course. Because of that ownership, he can play almost anywhere. We normally play the Bayou Club in Largo, Fl. Where he is member. Calls me and asks "Are you in town?" Meet me on Tuesday 9am for our Tee Time. Normally I drive the corner of a dog leg left and make the green for clear shot to the green in two on a Par 5 hole.
I missed ....and carved it a little too far left .....bam, bam, bam ......suddenly a female voice shouts out "Fore!"
We got to the dogleg and there she stood ....Orange bikini obviously someone's trophy wife ...."Loose this?"
"I apologize ....interested in being a caddy the rest of the day? On second thought....I couldn't afford you." She was pleasant and said ...."I think the next house, we need to be ...." "Either behind the tee or the first house in line ...then you wouldn't have deal with jokers like me." She laughed ..."Did I break anything?" "No" "I can come up there with you and break something then hang around a bit longer." "You need to go back home." "Thanks"
I missed ....and carved it a little too far left .....bam, bam, bam ......suddenly a female voice shouts out "Fore!"
We got to the dogleg and there she stood ....Orange bikini obviously someone's trophy wife ...."Loose this?"
"I apologize ....interested in being a caddy the rest of the day? On second thought....I couldn't afford you." She was pleasant and said ...."I think the next house, we need to be ...." "Either behind the tee or the first house in line ...then you wouldn't have deal with jokers like me." She laughed ..."Did I break anything?" "No" "I can come up there with you and break something then hang around a bit longer." "You need to go back home." "Thanks"
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