re: How many times have you been to lockup?

First offense DUI. Drove 15 feet past the officer at a road block and immediately got asked to get out and was eventually in cuffs. The two guys I was with had to call an Uber from the side of the road. However the arresting officer and officers at the station liked me apparently. Never got booked or sent to a holding cell. Asked to smoke a cig and he gave me two and two officers came and smoked with me. Ended up leaving with a $25 gift card to Outback Steakhouse from the arresting officer. Still got screwed after the fact that I was charged and got a lawyer immediately. It ended up getting fixed, but I was pissed that they charged me after being cool as shite haha. This was in Flowood, MS a couple of years ago.