re: Golf Accomplishments, or not accomplishments

I have only ever made eagle on a par-4.

My highest score on a hole in competition was 14. Hit my first four tee shots OB trying to cut off a dogleg.

My first ever high school match, I DQ'd because I ran out of balls.

I have made 18 straight pars in a round multiple times.

I have given dozens of paid formal golf lessons (all beginners and juniors), but I have never taken one.