re: How long have you been married?

20 years in October.

We got married a month after 9/11 and my wife of one day almost got arrested going through security at the airport because someone put her Grandmother's antique cake knife (that we used to cut the cake) in her backpack.

I went through security first and turned around when she wasn't right beside me. For a split second, I thought she really did something wrong and almost split. We ended up putting the cake knife in a locker and going back through security.