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re: My Buddy Is Being Blackmailed By A Hooker UPDATE pg 10
Posted on 4/24/21 at 12:19 pm to BayouCatFan
Posted on 4/24/21 at 12:19 pm to BayouCatFan
quote:This sounds like when Adam Sandler's character, Barry Egan, got extorted by a phone sex woman in the movie Punch Drunk Love. Thant being the case he's going to have to track down the owner (and offending woman) and kick their asses.
So I have a friend who lives in Shreveport. He is mid-40's and married. According to him he has only had sex twice with his wife in the past five years, so he decided to try his luck with an escort.
He went on something called adultsearch and went to the Shreveport location. Found a chick who goes by the name Patel Brown. I would link, but not sure if it is a bannable offense. She is easy enough to find for those who are curious.
Decided to text her for a session. She would only agree to see him if she could verify he is not the police and could only do that if he gave her his full name. My buddy foolishly went along with her demands because he was stupid and horny.
She proceeded to find him on Facebook and now knows who his wife is and where he works. She is demanding he give her money on cashapp or she says she will send text history to his wife and place of employment.
My buddy is dumb as shite for doing this, but what the hell does he do now? I told him the chick is probably some dude from Zimbawbe who is just running a scam on dudes all over the country. He cant go to the police for obvious reasons.
Its kind of funny the mess he got himself into, but he shouldnt have to pay someone thousands to keep his life from being blown up.
So what would the OT advise him to do?
To wit:
Punch Drunk Love - 1 (language)
Punch Drunk Love - 2 (language)
Edit: The three brothers in this movie are actually real-life brothers from SLC (David, Nate and James/Jim Stephens). There are actually four Stephens brothers who are actors. The phone sex woman is from SLC as well (Ashley Clark).
This post was edited on 4/24/21 at 12:32 pm
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