re: Wife had a stalker this morning

Let's apply the TD translator program to the post:

The Mrs is a maid and was driving her little hopptie SUV in to the shop (for the 5th time in 2 weeks) to get it fixed. She noticed some ol homely looking baw riding beside her and thought "that ugly f'r looks better than the old man."

Now granted, she’s ok looking for a large, minimally toothed woman, and that bleached blonde hair of hers tends to get people's attention because it is so stringy and poorly dyed.

Anyhow she relayed the story to me and I told her next time just make sure she gets the guy's phone number so he can plow her while I watch (and then have his way with me). She agreed and then walked me to the bedroom and we played “Peg the Ol' Man” for a good while.