re: After watching numerous fight videos lately, I’m convinced that 99% of men can’t fight.

My advice concerning fights and people who don't want to be in them, is you better look ready for one. In a lot of videos, you see people being attacked who couldn't punch through a wet paper bag. That's on purpose. 100% on purpose that it's always the soyest of boys getting jumped/attacked/beaten.

Pussies will always take the path of least resistance, and that's what's video'd time and time again. People attacking the weakest, the softest, the easiest. But there's something you can do, and it doesn't take years of training.

Take a few moments of your life, and sit and think about it. What are the things which are (and more importantly, were, at the beginning) illegal to do in professional MMA? Those are the things you need to do instead of turtling up. Headbutts, eye gouges, fish hooking, biting, small joint manipulation, nutsack punches, they're banned because they work, and because it diminishes competition, which is exactly what 99% of people should do when attacked.