re: What is the creepiest thing you’ve experienced while in the woods?

I was checking some pipeline rights of ways a couple of years ago in the middle of nowhere. I stopped the 4 wheeler to write some shite down, and out of a big bush, I hear a woman’s voice say “hello”. When I gathered my self enough, I asked her if she was alright and she said she was...I fricking left. Thinking back on it, she was relatively young and attractive, but her clothing was tattered and she was dirty as shite.

Needless to say, it has been several years since I have laid eyes on that stretch of pipeline.