re: Currently laid off from oilfield related job, time to move?

If moving to california you need to learn how to dress or you won't get any pussy. No more sports t-shirts, blue jeans, and mesh nike shoes. That shite may fly in Louisiana with women who wear Nike shite, but not there.

Get some black pants, cuff them at the ankles, cool socks, and old school off white reeboks or vans. Any t shirt without a brand name will do. Dont listen to country music. Mac Demarco, Tame impala, and all the basic indie stuff will be a good start. Good luck son. And never say "liberalism is uh mental disorder" when in the presence of some fine trim, no matter how bad you want to.