re: At what age did you start cutting grass?

Also, I have a great video of my wife trying to cut our front yard a few years ago. I was getting my jeans on to mow, and she wanted to wash her van first so I helped her do that. Of course we have a habit of drinking beer when we’re working on something. It’s a pretty good size vehicle and we washed my old Heep while we were out there too. I was probably 3-4 beers deep at that point and I don’t know about her. She wanted to give it a try so she had enough in her to lose her mind. Tank top and jogging shorts on, and instead of washing the cars barefoot like a good redneck from Alabama should do, she had put on these knee high pink rain boots. She’s struggling with our push mower to just get it across the yard a couple of times before she gave up. She didn’t know I was filming her. Then she said she knew why I was so tired when I was done and why I was in decent shape every summer. We had also just bought a new blender. I finished up the front yard and was halfway through the back when she came outside with one of my beer mugs full of something frozen. I was initially upset she was going to sit out there and drink while I was still working but she had used some of my bourbon soaked cherries, some whisky I had, and something else and made a frozen bourbon slush. It was cherry lime flavored and she brought it out to me instead. She has made her own with vodka and skipped the cherries.