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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:21 am to Ssubba
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:21 am to Ssubba
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What is the best course of action?
show up dressed in the coolest gear of whatever you running nerds think is cool for those things, go through this very elaborate and theatrical warmup and stretching routine, then pull up lame after a few hundred yards grabbing your hammie and screaming like a banshee, tell her to keep going and you'll catch up and meet her at the finish then go and try to get laid
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