re: White people names are out of control

Thankfully my wife isn't as bad as her sister/cousin. 6 kids and the names all end in "gan". The first 2 are respectable names but the one I refuse to call anything other than Ro-gain and another shares a differently spelled name with a good family friend. The first has parents solidly Gen X and its spelled the traditional way. The second are solid millenials decided to get cute with the spelling.