re: OT Dads of Marrying-Aged Daughters - How much do you have stocked away for the big day?

Considering the woman is who gives a shite about any of that, her parents can pay because I sure as frick won't.

If it were up to me, the wedding would consist of sitting infront of a judge and taking the family out to a $$-$$$ restaurant after, and spending the remainder on a boat.

How does that sound to most women?