re: How do you baws split expenses with the wife?

I make more, we don’t have “chores”. If you see something that needs to be done, fkn take care of it. We don’t argue about trivial household shite.

ETA - Not married, own the house together, never a joint account. I’m a tax accountant, I don’t share finances. When he shows up with a new toy, that’s his to pay. I don’t bitch because he is smart with HIS money.