re: Tell me about a time you really fricked something up and got away with it.

When I bought my first new to me truck about 30 years ago I negotiated the deal, signed the papers and all. I had to run home to get the title for my trade in beater truck, on the way back to the dealer I rear ended someone in traffic, caved the front end in, fan into the radiator and all. After all the police reporting was done I bent the fan so it would turn and took off for the dealer, parked way back in the corner with water still leaking out and went in and handed them my title and left in my new truck. Just knew I'd be getting a call but never did, young and dumb, no way I'd even try that today.