re: Chickens and HOA’s Are There Any Attorneys On The Board?

It's like if you go to a bbq restaurant and they say "we're out of all food except for pulled pork". It's easier for them to list what is available instead of all the things that are not. You're talking down saying this is bad grammar but you're just trying to read it like you want when clearly everyone else but you is reading it as intended.

But your mind is made up. go for it!