re: If your kid called you from school and said there was an active shooter?

Okay so you think a teacher with a weapon keeping students locked in a room...while an active shooter or multiple active shooters loose in the building actively trying to shoot students and teacher....would be part of a scheme to hold your kids hostage for ransom or worse.

And you just called me what!?!?!?

Here is the difference between you and me, I don’t have a girlfriend, I am more advanced than that, I don’t eat sonic as processed foods increase your chances of cancer and/or other diseases, and you have very little understanding of what a run on sentence is.

Excuse me...
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