re: What should I say to my white brother-in-law that thinks he’s black?

Bring him down to mall city in BR. Drop him off early in the morning and tell him you'll pick him up an hour after Dark.

He'll think he's good until the dealers and the pimps start moving around a couple hours before dark.

If he isn't dead by 5pm, he'll get the message. If he is dead, well, now your SO doesn't have to split that old money Jewish inheritance.


Win-win in my book.