re: The worst kiss you ever had

I sure do have one...

She was an attractive girl, even though she went to Auburn. Went in for the first kiss and we did the no tongue thing. Then went back in for another kiss and she parks her tongue in my mouth and then start moving it up and down like a snake tongue at a rapid pace. I end the kiss and tell her good night. Surely this was a joke or some shite..

Next time I see her we go out for a beer and dinner. She won't eat, only has one Mich Ultra and also tells me she could be an excellent fat girl. (writing on the wall..) We kiss again and its the same snake tongue shite again. I had to tell her. I straight up told her she was the absolute worst kisser in all the gals I've kissed, and I've did some man whoring in my life. She was mortified, but needed to know.

I never saw her again and glad I didn't gain carnal knowledge of her.