re: What's your best cropdusting story?

I was in Gander Mountain in Texarkana after we ate some shithole Mexican food in texarkana. I farted in the middle aisle by the ammo section & watched people walk through the filth lingering in the air. Best reaction was a middle age lady who got a good whiff & breath of the vaporized shite. She looked as if she just ate a rotten sour lime. It was the highlight fart of my life. I love farting in empty elevators though.