re: Siesta Key

From a female POV:

Chloe-is gonna be the drama girl. It was funny to me that everyone was mad at Chloe for the fight when Amanda was the one that took it to the next level and punched her in the face so bad she had surgery! They were both drunk and shouldn't have let it go as far as it did, but I'm putting more blame on Amanda than Chloe.

The ex GF-I like this girl, she's like the classy LC of the bunch. LC was kinda vanilla like her too.


The Red bikini chick Amanda-she's gonna be like the Heidi of the group. Showing off her shite all the time. Look at me! Look at me!


Kelsey chick-it's a tie between her and Juliette for who is prettiest but I think she is the classiest of the two. I hate how she always poses and tosses her hair though.

Juliette-I think she is super pretty and could be a really cool girl to hang with if she wasn't so clingy and insecure bitchy acting. She's kinda like the Cavalleri of the group.

Juliette's boyfriend-he is THE hottest guy on this show, and also seems super nice. Kelsey was being bitchy about his 6 month beach surprise which made her look petty. She lost points with me on that. I don't care how much money Alex has, he's a player and a money flaunter and I find that to be annoying. I hope they break up and he dates Alex's Ex that is actually nice and intelligent and less superficial seeming.

Alex-I was shocked to find out he wasn't ARod's son. Are we sure he isn't? Also, he's not that hot! He's a brody wanna be and he can never be as cool as Brody. He's really more like Spencer Pratt. I'm rooting for Juliette to rip his heart out.

There is way too much slow motion scenes and too much long stares. I mean way longer than Brody and LC ever did. All the hair flinging and posing is annoying. With that being said, I'm still gonna watch and hope it gets better. But there will never be another showmance like Brody and LC.