re: What's the weirdest thing someone has stolen from you?

I drove a Jeep in college. Parked behind the dorm. I never locked my doors because nothing valuable was in it and I'd rather someone try the door than cut the windows. I walk out in the rain one morning and my door is wide open. They stole the cheap WalMart roadside emergency kit I had in the back. This was late 90s so it had a POS flashlight, fix a flat, maybe a poncho, some light sticks, and jumper cables. I think the whole thing was under $20. I was more pissed they didn't shut the door back and my seat was soaked.