re: Iowa: Idiots Out Wandering Around

I actually feel bad for the driver because I've done some pretty retarded shite. When I was in high school I stopped in the driveway but didn't put the car in park and just left my foot on the brake while I was trying to grab something under my seat. Next thing I knew my foot was no longer on the pedal and my car had idled most of the way into the garage. Garage door was wrapped around the front of my car and dad wasn't too thrilled. I've also flooded the engine of my car driving in a downpour and once had a tree branch go right through my soft top after about an inch of freezing rain. This would be my worst nightmare haha.