re: When I was in school, I wanted nothing more than to share a locker room with naked chicks

Your claim was ironic because you are the one feigning entitlement. You aren't entitled to a rule book that fits your preferences when it comes to public schools, no matter how insane we view the rule to be. If your morals do not jive with the public schools' standard operating procedure, it is incumbent on you and no one else to find your personal resolution to this conflict.

The other poster's material was ironic because I've used no children and have not outlined any agenda, yet your side of this debate commonly offers fear-based pornographic hypotheticals that portray children as victims as an attempt to convince others to change their minds. That is, you're using children to propel your sick agenda.